QUESTION # 682: A STEP TOWARDS SHAVING
I came across your blog and I loved it! I can see that you've done an amazing job there, with your unique content I bet your readers are always looking forward to what you write next. I read your blog posted on January 10, 2007 with a question on how to shave and cut hair and I think our product would be great for your readers.
I work for Ultimate Personal Shaver. I am sending samples to bloggers of the Ultimate Personal Shaver for review. We designed and created this product from scratch and it has been upgraded and improved over the last two years. I feel this is the best and easiest way to shave your entire body. Not many people think of personal shavers when it comes to hair removal, as the majority knows and uses razors, waxing or laser hair removal. The Ultimate Personal Shaver is a two part system that will take all unwanted hair away. The trimmer trims the hair down to stubble and the shaver takes the stubble away and leaves smooth skin.
I look forward to hearing from you.
All the Best,
April
UltimatePersonalShaver.com
PS - If you order the Ultimate Personal Shaver kit, a free blade/foil kit is sent with each order, and free is always good!
Dear April,
You've put me in an awkward spot. I’m not used to talking about my body or the fact that it is hairy and not in a good hairy. More like that weird hair. I have hair in spots that monkey’s don’t! It doesn’t get more unwanted than that.
What I do want is good beard hair. I have always wanted to grow a beard. While I can only WISH to grow a good lumberjack beard in the winter, I know I can't. I try to do it each spring under the guise of a "playoff" beard. I just shave it off when it gets bothersome, and blame it on the San Jose Sharks inability to get it down when it counts. (I used to cheer on the Maple Leafs, but if I started growing a beard for them to MAKE the playoffs, I'd look like those guys from ZZ Top).
But I see a purpose for our reader out there. I’ll go along with you on this. And in the name of all that is Useless, I have tried your personal shaver.But I’m new to this whole personal grooming thing. It makes me really nervous. Where do you start? Or more appropriately, where do I STOP? I thought I’d just start with one of those private areas, those areas you don’t want to share with the public, in photographs on the internet no matter what free stuff you get offered.
For the good reader of Useless Men, I did just what the product said, and I’ll tell you, I’ve never had smoother skin. It’s a small step, but it’s a step in the right direction.
Now, when I take off those intimate undergarments, and reveal those private hidden parts to my spouse, she will swoon, and maybe even cry.
I hope she likes them. The greatest little toes in the neighbourhood. I can wear sandals again!Thank you Ultimate Personal Shaver! My wife will let me sleep without socks finally. Well, once I get those nails clipped. Got anything for that?
Sincerely,
One Useless Man
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