QUESTION # 291: BLOG OF THE WEEK

Dear Useless Men,

The women of MomsWhoThink.com voted your blog as the blog of the week. You are featured on our home page. We loved your blog....funny stuff! It actually makes you not useless!

Judy, Owner
MomsWhoThink.com, LLC

Dear Judy,

Blog of the week? That’s seven times better than Site of the Day!

Which got me to thinking, which was ironic, since I’m not a Mom. What would it take to be blog of the month? Or even, dare I dream, blog of the year? How useful would we have to be to get blog of the year?

Is there a prize? Cash prizes work best. Paid in cash, of course. Although that may be difficult since you are recommended not to send cash through the mail. Why is that? Is my postman not bondable? Is he not trustworthy? At what point in the mailing chain do the undesirables inspect my packages with the intent to loot anything of value?

Did my Mom nominate us? She recently discovered the blog. Actually, she discovered a newspaper article about this blog, and it’s hard to cover that up. I couldn’t even lie. There was a picture.

I’m sure my Mom is a Mom that thinks. As a teen, if I did something stupid, she would give me a good swat. Then she would go away and think about what I did, which would prompt her to come back and swat me again. She was a very good thinker, until I got taller than her. Then she had to think from the second or third stair.

Since I still have my Mom’s Mother’s Day card sitting on the seat of my car, I’ll consider this the perfect guilt trip, the best gift a Mother could give.

Sincerely,
One Useless Man


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