USELESS ADVICE FROM USELESS MEN

Monday, October 09, 2006

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

It’s another Canadian holiday, the origins of which were highlighted in the answer to the question below.

One Useless Man is off cruising the high seas for more video mayhem. If you hadn’t seen it before, check out the Trade of a Lifetime video from his visit to Kipling, Saskatchewan (made during the previous Canadian Long Weekend). There’s a cameo with Corbin Bernsen…

Here is something you can be thankful about. This video is One Useless Brother performing live for only the second time in his “professional” musical career. Be thankful that he didn’t choose to cover a Paris Hilton classic.

We’re sincerely sorry, Kermit.

To prove that sequels are never as good as the original, here is a video of One Useless Brother making his very first live “professional” gig.

More Q&A’s tomorrow. Send in yours today!

Sincerely,
Useless Advice From Useless Men

3 Comments:

Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

By Angel, at 6:42 AM
Happy Thansgiving to you all too.

Useless Man, i have a green paperclip. What would you trade me for it? Nice clip. I'm so glad you shared it with us.

Useless Brother, i love Kermit too. One can't help but to be like him, sing like him..but we can't all be that beautiful green with such a high voice..

And Useless Brother again, your first 'gig' was good. I'm not sure about the groaning or those noices that seem to come out once or twice but the guitar playing was great..Don't you mind all that laughter in the clip, i'm sure it was about funny joke someone had said ;p

By Chana, at 4:08 PM
I have so many questions regarding the sanity of One Useless Brother...

By salesman bill, at 7:25 PM

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