QUESTION # 387: WHO AM I, THAT I SHOULD ANSWER YOUR EMAIL?

Dear Useless Men,

Are you ever going to ask for my forgiveness?

Signed
God

Dear God,

Wow. I didn’t know you used email. Or is that supposed to be You, with the capital letters?

I know You’ve used flaming bushes to communicate. I know you’ve talked directly to a few good men, like Moses and some prophets.

And You spoke to those men that wrote your book known as the Bible.

So if you could always use email, wouldn’t it have been better to write the book Yourself, send it to Lulu.com and self-publish, that way there would be far less question about the validity of your work.

I believe You, but let’s be honest. There are some that are still looking for answers. We should know. Have you seen the questions we get?

While it pleases me that You, the Lord of all Lords, and God of all Gods, would take time to drop us an email, I really feel that we should stick to talking one on one.

And if that comes across as being insincere, would You please forgive me?

Sincerely,
One Useless Man


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