USELESS ADVICE FROM USELESS MEN: WHERE'S QUESTION # 396?

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

WHERE'S QUESTION # 396?

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Look behind the refrigerator.

By Miss Cellania, at 2:52 PM
That's a good idea. But we're all too lazy, and there's probably a football game on somewhere that needs watching.

By The Useless Wonder, at 8:21 PM

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